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A Shepherd Was Looking After His Sheep One Day On ... PRO
Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on Dec 24, 2005 (message contributor)
A shepherd was looking after his sheep one day on the side of a deserted road, when suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Rockport shoes, Oakleys sunglasses, Rolex watch, and a Versace tie, gets out and asks the shepherd:
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies:"Okay."
The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to his mobile,
enters a NASA Webster,
scans the ground using his GPS,
opens a database with 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, and
then prints out a 150-page report on his
high-tech mini-printer.
He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."
Rather surprised the shepherd replies, "That’s correct, you can have your sheep."
The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
Just as the man is about to drive off, the shepherd asks him:
"If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?"
The young man answers, "Yes,...
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Ten Things A Mom Doesn't Want To Hear PRO
Contributed by Steven Simala Grant on May 28, 2002
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A Few Weeks Ago I Rented The Movie Ai. It Is Set ... PRO
Contributed by Steven Simala Grant on May 28, 2002
A few weeks ago I rented the movie AI. It is set in the future, where a company has created a human robot child with the ability to love unconditionally. In many ways it was a disturbing movie, posing a number of difficult questions about what it means to be human and what the limits of our ...read more
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God's Revelation In Jesus Christ Is Infallible. ... PRO
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003
God’s revelation in Jesus Christ is infallible. This is not arrogant or narrow-minded. As C.S. Lewis wrote: "If you are a Christian you do not have to believe that all the other religions are simply wrong all through. If you are an atheist you do have to believe that the main point in all the ...read more
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The Greatest Difference Of Religions Lies Between ... PRO
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Jun 19, 2003
The greatest difference of religions lies between the Bible which says we can never save ourselves - that salvation is the gift of God through faith in Christ Jesus (Eph. 2:8-9); and all the other religions which say a person will be saved, reborn, made whole, or achieve fulfillment by keeping ...read more
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