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1. Marriage made in Heaven — So is thunder in lightening!!

2. Love is a dream — Marriage is an alarm clock

3. A honeymoon is a Short Pause - between - I Do and You Better

4. Lady went to get a divorce—

Lawyer: “Do you have ground?”

Lady: “About 2 acres”

Lawyer: “Do you have a grudge?”

Lady: “No we have a carport”

Lawyer: “Does your husband beat you up?”

Lady: “No I get beat up for him everyday”

Lawyer: Screamed- “Lady what is your problem!”

Lady: “ Oh that is easy- We just can’t communicate.”

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