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MARRIAGE JOKES


1. Marriage made in Heaven — So is thunder in lightening!!


2. Love is a dream — Marriage is an alarm clock


3. A honeymoon is a Short Pause - between - I Do and You Better


4. Lady went to get a divorce—


Lawyer: “Do you have ground?”


Lady: “About 2 acres”


Lawyer: “Do you have a grudge?”


Lady: “No we have a carport”


Lawyer: “Does your husband beat you up?”


Lady: “No I get beat up for him everyday”


Lawyer: Screamed- “Lady what is your problem!”


Lady: “ Oh that is easy- We just can’t communicate.”

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