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A woman from Kentucky tells this story. After directory assistance gave

me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He’s in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend phoned," I said and hung up.

When he didn’t call back, I dialed again.

This time a man answered. "This is Mike."

"You’re not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know" he replied, "That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past

half-hour."

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