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“BUY ME OUT”


A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.


"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," he said. "To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."


The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise."


"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then, you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."


"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day."


"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?"


"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!"



When the boss tells a joke and you laugh, it doesn’t prove you have a sense of humor, it proves that you have sense


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