We've released a new version of SermonCentral! Read the release notes here.
Text Illustrations
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.

3. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Related Text Illustrations

Related Sermons

Browse All Media

Related Media


Being Steadfast
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template
Going For The Gold
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template
Good Fight
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template