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A husband was told by the marriage counselor to try and be nice to

his wife. One day he comes home from work. He’s dressed up in a suit, he has

cologne on, he has a bouquet of flowers and a box of candy in his hands. He’s

trying to make a good impression. The wife says, "Oh, I can’t believe it! Little

Johnny has been throwing up; the dishwasher just broke; your parents are

coming to visit this weekend and to top it all off, you come home drunk!

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