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GOD AND GRANDMA


Two boys were spending the night at Grandma's house. At bedtime, the two boys were saying their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I PRAY FOR A THOMAS THE TRAIN SET! I PRAY FOR AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER! I PRAY FOR A NEW SPIDERMAN ACTION FIGURE!!!"


His older brother leans over and says "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf."


The little brother says "NO, BUT GRANDMA IS!!!"


(From Marc Axelrod's Sermon "Getting Christmas Right")

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