A man worked in an office with several attractive ladies. His wife, constantly jealous, had a list of questions ready every day. Then she would examine his coat. If she found a blond hair she would accuse, "You’re having an affair with a blond woman." If she found a red hair, black hair, brown hair the accusations would come.
Finally, the man bought a lint brush and kept it in the car. After looking his coat over and finding nothing, he expected a smile. Instead, she begin to bawl. "What’s wrong honey?" he asked.
"Don’t touch me," she screamed. "Now you’re having an affair with a bald woman!"
(From a sermon by Larry Wilson, Husbands L-O-V-E, 9/1/2011)
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