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Some Questions To Think About This New Year PRO
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 23, 2002 (message contributor)
SOME QUESTIONS TO THINK ABOUT THIS NEW YEAR
There is a lot to consider when planning our New Year's resolutions. Have you considered this:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation...
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
I don’t have a solution, but I admire your problem.
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of...
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