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TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH


10. The church bus has gun racks.


9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.


8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."


7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.


6. The choir wears leather robes.


5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."


4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.


3. Karaoke Worship Time.


2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"


1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."


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