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SUPER STUPID EASTER JOKES


Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise." 7

Boy 2: "It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!"



Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

A: An Easter basket case!


Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"

A: "Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."


Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

A: You need an eggsplanation!


Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer!


Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?

A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!


Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

A: It took ears off his life!



Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: By hare mail!


Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

A: Hop suey!

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