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Super Stupid Easter Jokes PRO
Contributed by Sermon Central on Mar 22, 2005 (message contributor)
SUPER STUPID EASTER JOKES
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise." 7
Boy 2: "It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!"
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!
Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
A: "Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: What...
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