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LESSONS YOU’VE LEARNED


Mothers have taught us so much about life. But you have to admit, we, as your children, have taught you some things about life too. Here are a few of the lessons we might have taught you:


(1) You have learned that a 3 year old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

(2) When you are in another room, and you hear the toilet flush with the words, “oh, no” immediately following, you have learned that it is already too late.

(3) You have learned that play dough and microwaves should never be used in the same sentence.

(4) You have learned that super glue is forever.

(5) You have learned that the Fernwood Fire Department has a fifteen minute response time

(6) You have learned that the spin cycle of the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy but it does make cats dizzy. Also, you have learned that cats can throw up to twice their body weight when they are dizzy.

(7) You have learned that certain Lego blocks can pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.


SOURCE: John Hamby in "Wouldn’t Trade My Mother for Any One Else" on www.sermoncentral.com.


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