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I Want my Dollar


A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.


The Redneck says, ''I want my $20 million.'' The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We will give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.''


The Redneck said, ''Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.''


Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money! If you're not ...

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