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In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who does “You might be a Redneck if…” is this useful list, “You might be selfish if...” So, just listen, and you judge whether or not this sounds like you. If so, you might be selfish.

You might be selfish if…

• You have a genuinely difficult time letting someone else have the remote control

• You pick up the last piece of chicken, take a bite out of it, hold it up and say, “Does anybody want this?”

• You know all the words to the song “I Did It My Way.”

• You have a lifetime subscription to “Self” magazine

• You rush to be the first in line at a funeral procession

• Your favorite picture at home is the mirror

• You’re on a date and say, “Enough talk about me…let’s talk about what you think of me.”

• You’re a baby, a toddler, a preadolescent, a teenager, or an adult male or female

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