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Two older gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You’re having an anniversary soon, right?"


The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 25 years."


"Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"


The other replied, "I’m giving her a trip to Australia."


"Wow, Australia, that’s some gift! "That’s going to be hard to beat. " said the other man.


I’m already planning for our 50th anniversary


What are you going to do for your 50th anniversary?"


"Go back and get her."

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