The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 25 years."
"Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"
The other replied, "I’m giving her a trip to Australia."
"Wow, Australia, that’s some gift! "That’s going to be hard to beat. " said the other man.
I’m already planning for our 50th anniversary
What are you going to do for your 50th anniversary?"
"Go back and get her."
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