A short time afterwards, a dog trotted into the office manager’s office, jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The office manager looked at the determined dog and was surprised, but he got the idea. The manager said, “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.?
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manger and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign says you have to be good with a computer.?The dog then executed a perfect program on the computer that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and ...
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