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Sam was chatting with his friend Ted. He asked Ted whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

“Yes,” Ted rapidly replied, “I bought her a belt and a bag.”

“That sounds good,” Sam responded. “I hope she will like them.”

Ted grinned, “Me too. I am hoping now that the vacuum cleaner will work better.”

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