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Is This The Only Way We Can Get To Heaven!!!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Mar 19, 2023 (message contributor)
The preacher had been delivering a dry, long-winded discourse, completely oblivious to the time, to a restless, bored congregation.
As the preacher continued his long, drawn-out sermon, he was quickly brought down to earth as a small boy sitting on the front pew yelled out to his weary mother, "Mommy, are you sure that this is the only way we can get to Heaven!!!!!!!"
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
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