Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an...Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)
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