One lady wrote in to a question and answer forum.
"Dear Sirs, Our preacher said on Easter, that Jesus just swooned on the cross and that the disciples nursed Him back to health.
What do you think? Sincerely, Bewildered.
Beat your preacher with a cat-of-nine-tails with 39 heavy strokes, nail him to a cross; hang him...Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)
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