A Minister Was Filling In For A Vacationing ...

A minister was filling in for a vacationing teacher of the pre-teen class. The minister was telling them about the things money can’t buy. “It can’t buy happiness, genuine laughter and it can’t buy love.” Driving his point home he said, “What would you do if I offered you $1,000 not to love your mother and father?” Stunned silence ensued. The minister waited for an answer. Finally a small voice asks, “How much would you give me not to love my big sister?”