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To Make It Possible For Everyone To Attend ... PRO
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Sep 29, 2004 (message contributor)
"To make it possible for everyone to attend worship next Sunday, we are having a special "No Excuses" Sunday:
• "Beds will be placed in the aisles for all those who say, "Sunday is the only day I’m able to sleep in late."
• "Eye drops will be provided for all those who watch TV too late on Saturday night.
• "Steel helmets will be handed out to all those who say, "The roof will fall in if I ever come to church!"
• "Blankets will be provided for all those who say, "The church is too cold," and fans for those who say "It’s too hot."
• "We will have hearing aids for all those who say, "The minister speaks too softly," and ear plugs for those who say, "The pianist plays too loudly."
• "Score cards will be available for all those who wish to keep a record of the hypocrites present.
• "There will be TV dinners for all those who find it difficult to attend church and...
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Deep Within A Forest A Little Turtle Began To ... PRO
Contributed by Edwin Amundson on Aug 9, 2002
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A Young Fellow Wanted To Be A Star Journalist But ... PRO
Contributed by Edwin Amundson on Aug 9, 2002
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Have You Ever Heard Of The Expression, "Your Name ...
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Aug 24, 2004
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