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Rules To Help Women Understand Men: PRO
Contributed by Davon Huss on Jun 20, 2005 (message contributor)
Rules to Help Women Understand Men:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up- don’t come tell us about it. Put it down.
2. Don’t make us guess.
3. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to- expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you.
5. We’re never thinking about “the relationship.”
6. Sunday = sports.
7. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
8. You have enough clothes.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don’t expect us to like it.
11. Ask for what you want....
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Shakespeare On Mercy (From The Merchant Of ... PRO
Contributed by Charles Salmon on Aug 18, 2004
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Every Year The Movie Industry Comes Together For ... PRO
Contributed by Bill Huffhine on May 27, 2004
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With Our Arms About Their Knees PRO
Contributed by Joseph Colebank Ii on Jan 19, 2005
WITH OUR ARMS ABOUT THEIR KNEES “Have you no wish for others to be saved? Then you are not saved yourself. Be sure of that…. The saving of souls, if a man has once gained love to perishing sinners and his blessed Master, wil be an all-absorbing passion to him. It will so carry him away, that he ...read more
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