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A redhead is walking through the countryside, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”

The woman agrees, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”

The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”

The redhead asks, “Give me a gorgeous man.”

The genie replies, “You have now one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”

The redhead says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.”

Three women were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, “You will each get one wish.”

The first woman wished she was 20 times smarter. The genie made her 20 times smarter. The second woman wished she was 30 times smarter. The genie made her 30 times...

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