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Well, For You Who Aren't Sure If You Were From A ... PRO
Contributed by K. Edward Skidmore on Dec 13, 2005 (message contributor)
Well, for you who aren’t sure if you were from a small town, let me help you out. You know you’re from a small town when:
• The city limits signs are both on the same post!
• The local Motel 6 sleeps 6. (You’ll notice is says that in Bethlehem “…there was no room in THE Inn.” Bethlehem didn’t have a big tourism industry.)
• You know you’re from a small town when: You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
• You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going anyway.
• The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions. (That’s actually the case in Juneau, Alaska.)
• Driving cars up and down Main Street is a universal High School experience.
• A “Night on the Town” takes exactly 11 minutes. (By the way, if you’re getting these jokes, then you’re from a small town.)
• The New Year’s...
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Few College Football Coaches Have Made A Point ... PRO
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
Few college football coaches have made a point against drugs as effectively as Erk Russell of Georgia Southern College. He arranged for a couple of good ol’ country boys to burst into a routine team meeting and throw a writhing, hissing, six-foot-long rattlesnake onto a table in front of the squad. ...read more
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Life At Its Best An Extensive Survey Was ... PRO
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jul 6, 2004
LIFE AT ITS BEST An extensive survey was conducted in the United States by a leading polling agency. Questionnaires were distributed to people of various ages and occupations. The key question was this: What are you looking for most in life? When the results were compiled, the analysts were ...read more
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It's Time To Make New Year Resolutions. Have ... PRO
Contributed by Dan Mahan on Jan 1, 2007
It’s time to make New Year resolutions. Have you made yours yet? Last New Years I made 6 resolutions and I am proud to say that I kept them all year long. I ...read more
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A Young Man Was At A New Year's Party. He Asks ... PRO
Contributed by Dan Mahan on Jan 1, 2007
A young man was at a New Year’s party. He asks his friend for a cigarette. The friend replied “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” The young man answered ’I’m in the process of quitting, Right now, I am in the middle of phase ...read more
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Boynton, Florida - For Their Attempt To Raise ... PRO
Contributed by Scott Miller on Dec 21, 2004
Boynton, Florida - For their attempt to raise money to attend the police academy, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter were arrested ...read more
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