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A man called up the local armory to get a report on the number and status of the weapons and vehicles. A private answered the phone and said, "We’ve got 3 jeeps, 4 tanks, 500 rifles, and a ton of ammo. Oh, we also have two Cadillacs for the fat generals."

There was silence, then this response, "Private, do you know who I am?"

"No."

"I’m General Westin."

"General, do you know who I am?"

"No."

"See you later, fatty."

Source Unknown.

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