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Great Reasons To Be A Guy

· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

· You can kill your own food.

· Three pairs of shoes are way more than enough.

· You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."

· Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

· If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become life-long friends.

· You are not expected to know...

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