[The Delivery of a Child, Citation: Robin Greenspan, Chester, Massachusetts, Christian Reader, "Lite Fare."]
My cousin, Bill, was excited and nervous about the birth of his first child.
When the anticipated day arrived, the father-to-be drove his wife Betty quickly to the hospital, speeding past the admitting entrance.
"Bill, that’s where we’re supposed to go," Betty said.
"No, Honey," Bill said. "I saw a sign that said DELIVERIES IN THE REAR."
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