It’s aweful when you do not know something is happening! At the end of their first date, a young man takes the young lady back to her house and they are standing on the front porch! Feeling the night went well, with an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "So, how ’bout a good night kiss?"
Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn’t do that. My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us."
"Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!"
"No way. It’s just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I realy like you!!"
"I like you too, but I just can’t!"
"Please? Just a small peck”
"NO, no. I just can’t."
"Pleeeeease?..." as He’s still standing up against the wall of the house!
When all of a sudden the porch...Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)