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Dentist

Nobody likes a complainer. A dentist once heard a patient grumbling about his fee. “Two hundred dollars – just to pull out a tooth” she exclaimed, “And you only work for one minute”

“Well, if you wish,” the dentist replied, “I can pull it out slowly.”

8) http://www.netfundu.com/jokes/bycata.asp?SID=1&BG=doctorbg.jpg&IG=doctortop.jpg&CID=2 – dentist joke

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