Sermon Illustrations

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates Medical Clinic

to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with

a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris

and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,’" Morris replied.

To which doctor said, "I didn’t say that, Morris. I said, ’You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!’"