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Bat Infestation PRO
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Sep 19, 2007 (message contributor)
Illus.: “Bat Infestation”
Three pastors got together for coffee one day and found all their churches had bat-infestation problems. “I got so mad,” said one, “I took a shotgun and fired at them. I missed and it made holes in the ceiling. The trustees are still upset with me.”
Another pastor said, “Well, I tried trapping them alive. Then I drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they beat me back to the church.”
The third pastor said, “I haven’t had...
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In A Painting Of The Crucifixion By The Famous ... PRO
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