Sermon Illustrations

Some words of wisdom for parents (and children):

• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

• The most common fallacy among women (and men – in my humble opinion) is that simply having children makes them a mother (a father), which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes you a musician. – Sydney J. Harris

• We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents. – Henry Ward Beecher