Sermon Illustrations

You Know You’re Getting Old When…

1. You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out, but you stay home.

5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

6. Happy hour is a nap.

7. You’re on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.

8. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

9. You are on first name basis with your pharmacist

10. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

11. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

12. Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt - doesn’t work.