Sermon Illustrations

Woman took her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup the doctor said, ‘Your husband is suffering from a very serious illness’.

The husband was hard of hearing and said, ‘What did he say?’ ‘He says you are sick’.

The doctored continued, ‘But there is hope. You just need to reduce his stress. Each morning, give him a full breakfast. Always be pleasant and nice and kind. For lunch and dinner make him his favorite meals. Never argue with him and always keep yourself looking as perfect as possible. Basically cater to his every whim or he won’t make it’.

The hard of hearing husband again said, ‘What did he say?’ HE SAYS YOU ARE GONNA DIE

Only thing worse than being so sick is not having any hope of a cure.