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Kind Of Like The Guy Who Had Too Much To Drink ...
Contributed by Dave Kinney on Oct 5, 2008 (message contributor)
Kind of like the guy who had too much to drink and he was driving -- all of the sudden he turns down a road going the wrong direction. The police finally pull him over and said to the man, "Hey fella, what are you doing, you could have killed yourself and someone else. Didn't you see the arrows back there?"
Then the driver responds, "Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians!"
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The Sign In The Window Read: "Boy Wanted". Young ...
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 29, 2005
The sign in the window read: “Boy Wanted”. Young John Simmons, though he was lazy, saw his opportunity and applied. He was quickly hired by elderly Mr. Peters. The pace was leisurely so he enjoyed the job. Toward the middle of the afternoon however, he was sent up to the attic — a dingy place full ...read more
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What God Chooses
Contributed by David Rogers on Nov 23, 2004
What God chooses, HE cleanses What God cleanses, He molds What God molds, He fills What God ...read more
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A.d. 110. Ignatius, Overseer Of The Church In ...
Contributed by Clark Tanner on Oct 24, 2004
A.D. 110. Ignatius, overseer of the church in Antioch, was arrested and sent to Rome for preaching Christ. Facing martyrdom, he wrote this to the church at Rome. “Now I begin to be a disciple. I care for nothing of visible or invisible things so that I may but win Christ. Let fire and the ...read more
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I Saw A Peanuts Cartoon With Lucy Saying To ... PRO
Contributed by Richard Burkey on May 19, 2005
I saw a Peanuts cartoon with Lucy saying to Charlie Brown, "I hate everything. I hate everybody. I hate the whole wide world!" Charlie Brown says, "But I thought you had inner peace." Lucy replies, "I do have inner peace. But I still have outer obnoxiousness" And ...read more
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There Was A Certain Professor Of Religion Named ... PRO
Contributed by Rick Pendleton on Nov 9, 2004
There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr. Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the Western United States. Dr. Christianson taught the required survey course in Christianity at this particular institution. Every student was required to take this course his or ...read more
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We Have Jesus' Power Of Attorney
Contributed by Barry O Johnson on Oct 11, 2017
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The Wrong Way: The Way That Seems Right
Contributed by Jason Smith on Sep 25, 2013
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