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Fortune-Teller And The Frog
Contributed by Ajai Prakash on Mar 3, 2009 (message contributor)
Fortune-Teller and the Frog
A fortune-teller gazes into crystal ball and says to a frog: "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman. From the moment she sets eyes on you, she will have an insatiable desire to know all about you. She will be compelled to get close to you - you'll fascinate her."
The frog said, "Really? That's great! Where am I? At a singles club?"
The fortune-teller answered, "Biology class."
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Many Years Ago, A Man Was Hired An Experienced ... PRO
Contributed by Joel Santos on Dec 26, 2004
Many years ago, a man was hired an experienced guide to lead him on a hike into the Swiss Alps. After many hours, they came to a high and remote mountain pass. To the man’s dismayed, he saw the path had almost been washed out. What could he do? To the left was a sheer rock cliff, to his right, a ...read more
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Morrie: In His Own Words PRO
Contributed by Don Hawks on Oct 16, 2002
1. Morrie: In His Own Words By Morrie Schwartz: · Learn how to live, and you’ll know how to die. Once you know how to die, you know how to live. · Death ends life, not a relationship. · Dying is only one thing to be sad over. Living unhappily is something else. · Everything that gets born ...read more
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Morrie Schwartz Became An Inspiration To Millions ... PRO
Contributed by Don Hawks on Oct 16, 2002
Morrie Schwartz became an inspiration to millions of people because of his willingness to talk openly about the intimate aspects of facing his own imminent death through interviews with one of his former students and on Ted Koppels’ Nightline on ABC TV. In 1994, at the age of 77, Morrie learned he ...read more
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