Sermon Illustrations


Here’s a test to see if you listen well…

1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

3. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

4. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

5. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

6. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

7. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

8. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

9. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

10. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

11. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeet....

Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)

Related Sermon Illustrations

Related Sermons

Browse All Media

Related Media

The Calling Of God
PowerPoint Template
Be Transformed
PowerPoint Template
God Offer
PowerPoint Template