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Weird Laws In California
Contributed by Chris Jordan on Jun 5, 2011 (message contributor)
WEIRD LAWS IN CALIFORNIA
1. It is illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
2. A California law makes it illegal to set up a mousetrap without a hunting license.
3. In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.
4. Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
5. People may not ride a bike in a swimming pool.
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