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A mother became hysterical with panic because her little boy had swallowed a £1 coin. She turned to her husband and screamed for him to call a doctor. The husband picked up the phone, but instead of calling the doctor, he decided to call the local Church and ask for (insert your Church treasurer’s name).

The wife was upset and said, "We don’t need the Church treasurer! We need some medical help!"

To which the husband replied, "Hey, (Church treasurer’s name) is the Church treasurer and he can get money out of anyone!"

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