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A preacher on Saturday afternoon made the mistake of showing some mischievous boys the notes of the sermon he was going to read in the church worship service on Sunday morning. When the preacher wasn’t looking, the boys glued some of the pages of his sermon together!

On Sunday morning, the old pastor was reading along in his sermon manuscript to a sleep audience when he shocked them by saying, "And Noah, when he was one hundred and twenty years old, took for himself a wife who was".......turning the page......."three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide, thirty cubits high and built of gopher wood!"

Puzzled, the pastor stopped. He read it a second time with his congregation laughing so hard they were in tears. He cleared his throat and said to the church, "Beloved, this is the first time I have ever read this in the Bible, but I believe the Bible to be true from cover to cover! So I accept this as evidence that, as the Psalmist said, we are fearfully and wonderfully made!"

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