I’M THAT CLOWN
It is said that in a great city there was a physician famous for his wisdom. A man came to him one day and said, "Doctor, I want you to see what is wrong with me."
The doctor checked him over and said, "Your heart is all right. Your lungs are all right. Your blood pressure is
Contributed by Ronnie Miller on Jan 2, 2015
Where has the time gone? There is a time for everything but, that never seem to bother me when I was young. But as I get older I consider almost everything in time. It’s time to take my medicine, it’s time to go to the doctor, it’s time for this or time for that. One of the few things Brenda and I
Contributed by Rod Elmore on Feb 18, 2013
WHAT TIME IS IT?
An old man was standing on a crowded bus. A young man standing next to him asked, "What time is it?" The old man said nothing.
As the young man walked away, the old man's friend asked, "Why were you so rude to the young man?"
The old man answered, "If I had given him
Contributed by Rick Pendleton on Oct 31, 2012
YOU FOLLOW WHAT YOU'RE TIED TO
Two hunters were out hunting and come upon what appeared at first as an abandoned farm. The barn was sagging, the house was in disrepair, and there were junk cars and car parts lying around. The only thing that made it a working farm were a few chickens pecking
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Aug 19, 2012
TIME TO A PIG
There’s the story of a man walking past a farm and noticed a farmer feeding pigs in a most unusual manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until
Contributed by Rev.james Kelly on Aug 17, 2011
THE LIVING NIGHTMARE
Two college students Danielle Keener and Dan Zapp was on a date. During the evening it became a living nightmare. They were stalked, kidnapped. Danielle was raped while Dan Zapp was locked in the back with the intruder’s dog Sam. Sometime later both of these students were
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Mar 28, 2011
"A little boy is on the beach. On his knees he scoops and packs the sand with plastic shovels into a bright red bucket. Then he upends the bucket on the surface and lifts it. And, to the delight of the little architect, a castle tower is created.
"All afternoon he will work.
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Jul 22, 2003
In a speech made in 1863, Abraham Lincoln said, "We have been the receipients of the choicest bounties of heaven; we have been preserved these many years in peace and prospertiy; we have grown in numbers, wealth, and power as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have
Recently, a survey was made of 200 married adults in regards to forgiveness (1). The researchers were wondering how one’s ability to forgive others would affect their marital satisfaction and personal well-being. The results were astounding! This research suggests that there is a huge relationship
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Nov 3, 2002
A few years ago I conducted a funeral for a dedicated Christian man. His wife approached me and said, “He’s the lucky one—I wish I was going to heaven today. Why couldn’t it have been me?” We don’t usually envy people who’ve died, unless we know where they’re going, and where we’re going.
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Dec 16, 2001
PLAYING WITH BEETHOVEN
A college girl visited the home of Beethoven. She slipped under the rope and began playing Beethoven’s piano. She said to the one in charge, "I suppose every musician who comes here wants to play this piano."
He explained to her that recently the great Paderewski
Contributed by Steve Malone on Sep 25, 2001
We need to understand that our world is a fast changing world.
Change is not necessary bad - if fact change is normal - Change is really a sign of life. Do you know, what the medical definition of death is? a body that does not change...
During my sermon your body is going to change