Contributed by James Snyder on Feb 22, 2020
As time has gone by, I have learned a few things. According to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I have not learned enough yet, but that's just her opinion. She gave me a great compliment the other day when she said, “Dear, you’re as smart as you will ever be.”
I am still not over that,
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Mar 26, 2011
GRANDPA AND THE PEACH
"Four-year-old Jason was visiting his grandparents. Grandpa was in his study intently reading. Jason walked in carrying a peach, said something Grandpa didn't catch, and handed the peach to him.
"Thinking his wife had sent him a snack, Grandpa took it and ate it. Just as