Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 17, 2007
Humor
A severe rash prompted a man from a rural area to come to town to be examined by one of my colleagues. After the usual history-taking followed by a series of test, the physician advised the patient that he would have to get rid of the dog that was evidently causing the allergic reaction. As
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 4, 2010
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Humorous Quotes
Here are some final words of wisdom:
Anybody who sleeps like a baby doesn’t have one.
At my age, I’ve seen it all, heard it all, and done it all, but now, I just can’t seem to remember it all.
He who laughs last ... thinks the slowest.
The early bird gets the worm, but the
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
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"Humor involves sentiment and character. Humor is of a genial quality; dwells in the same character with pathos,
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Contributed by John Shearhart on May 15, 2002
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Have you ever heard these humorous epitaphs?
1. “Here lies Anne Mann. Who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann.”
2. “Beneath this sod, a lump of clay lays Arabella Young; who on the 21st of May began to hold her tongue.”
3. “The children of Israel wanted bread, the Lord sent them
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A lady purchased a parrot whose previous owner had taught him profanity and decided that she would reform him. The parrot learned a number of Christian words and Bible verses to replace the cuss words. However, the owner caught him cussing one day and grabbed him and said, "I'll teach you
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Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 1, 2012
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HUMOROUS DEFINITIONS
Definitions matter. Do you know what these words mean?
ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and
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A Sunday School was putting on a Christmas pageant which included the story of Mary and Joseph coming to the inn. One boy wanted so very much to be Joseph, but when the parts were handed out, a boy he didn’t like was given that part, and he was assigned to be the inn-keeper instead. He was pretty
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Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
"Humor is the salt of personality. Its presence is an evidence of good nature, of an appreciation of the real values of life, and of the lack of tenseness that characterizes some people. It is the most effective means of easing a difficult situation. Here it is
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
"Humor is an expression, in terms of the grotesque, of the appalling disparity between human
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
"The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel,
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective, an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
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"Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of the
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Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 12, 2023
President [Lincoln] prefaced a discussion of the draft Emancipation Proclamation by reading aloud from a favorite humorist. In response to the disapproval of some members of his cabinet, Mr. Lincoln said: Gentlemen, why don’t you laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I
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Independent/Bible
Contributed by Loyd C. Taylor on Sep 1, 2023
Humor: An Amusing Sight!
Use as an Icebreaker.
Ron, Billy, a Dodge Truck and a Red Lawnmower
Humorous story, in which you can change the names to fit a couple of guys from your congregation.
Make sure you get their permission to joke about them. We know how thin skinned some people are.
Lead
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Baptist
Contributed by Davon Huss on Oct 2, 2009
"A sense of humor costs nothing, but not having one can be very costly."
This quote is from a book entitled Laugh, Lead, and Profit: Building Productive Workplaces with Humor, by Bob Ross. If
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Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs jolted
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
"God likes a little humor, as evidenced by the fact that He made the monkey, the
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