An old farmer who was a loyal, church-going Christian was spending the day in a large city. He entered a restaurant and sat down at the table near a group of young men from the city. When his meal was brought to the table, the farmer quietly bowed his head and said grace.

One of the smart-aleck young men thought he would have some fun mocking the old farmer. He said in a loud voice where everybody in the restaurant could hear: "Hey, old Farmer, does everyone do that stuff where you come from??" The crowd laughed out loud.

The old farmer looked at the young critic and simply replied with a grin, "No, son...….the pigs don't!"