A father and son were driving down a country road and saw a watermelon patch a little way off the highway.
The father told his son to keep a lookout while he went to get a melon. He snuck into the patch, took a melon and called to the boy, "Is anyone coming? Look both ways."
The boy wisely responded, "But, Daddy, shouldn’t we look UP, too?"
The UPLOOK will improve your OUTLOOK!! Keep your eyes on the Son.