Jesus and Satan had an arguement before God about which one could type on a computer faster and better. God commanded a contest. Satan was typing so fast that the keyboard was smoking, and sparks were flying from his fingertips. Jesus was not behind, but he kept doing something else that Satan was too busy to figure out. All of a sudden, the lights flickered and power went out. When the lights finally came back on Satan protested becuase he had to start all over. Jesus, on the other hand, slipped his disc into the
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