THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR IN MOST CHURCHES!

"Hey! It’s my turn to sit on the front pew!"

"I was so excited, I never even noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes!"

"Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf."

"I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class!"

"Forget the denominational minimum salary! Let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do."

"I love it when we sing hymns and praise songs I’ve never even heard before!:

"Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early!"

"Pastor, we’d like to send you and your wife to this Bible Conference in the Bahamas!"

"Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!"