On a flight to Chicago, the pilot announced that the takeoff had been
postponed due to mechanical failure.
Later, the flight attendant announced that everyone who was heading for Chicago was to remain on the
plane.
Forgetting that the intercom was still on, the pilot was overheard in the background...he said "Whoops!"
A minute later, the pilot headed down the aisle toward the rear exit ramp,
with his hat in one hand
and his briefcase in the other.
One of the passengers saw the pilot and asked him, "Where are you going?"
The pilot told him in
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