Every child knows that “He knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.”
The child knows there is a direct correlation between being good and getting presents.
I love the commercial where the little boy is writing his letter to Santa…
Dear Santa. I have been a very, very good boy.
Then he stops and remembers messing up his mom’s carpet. So he erases one of the “verys”. Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy.
But then he remembers some more bad things he has done and erases the other “very.”
Dear Santa, I have been a good
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